Tat You Can Buy

It’s here that you’ll find all the random shit I’m messing about with. You can buy it!

Custom Tap/Faucet Handles

Fed up with boring black plastic handles? Or perhaps you’re so fucking rad that you can’t even begin to consider having some other wanky brewer’s handles on your beer taps. Fucking hell… who wouldn’t?

Well, here’s the thing. I can pretty much take anything you like and turn it into a tap handle. How about that?

Drop me a message on the contacts page, and we can work out if what you need is do-able, and more importantly, what the damage is.

Engineered & Turned Metal

Give me a cylinder of metal or other material, I can thread it and turn it to the desired profile. Not a huge fan of wood, mind you. My lathe isn’t set up for that… yet.

Novelty Shit

So the only limit is your imagination… and the load-bearing capacity of your beer faucet. Want to mount the skull of a beloved pet on a beer tap? Who am I to judge? Perhaps you’d prefer an epoxy cylinder with all your childhood teeth embedded in it, or maybe the teeth of other children from your childhood? Creepy?… possibly. Do-able?… Sure.

Types of Handle Mount

My handles fit most crafty-wanky type beer faucets (eg Intertap, Perlick) which use an American thread – 18″ x 16 UNC. Those taps look like this with the handle removed:

I’m aware that there are a few other types including those which use keyways and/or a small grub screw to secure the handle. I can work around these types too, but generally would require you to send me the original handle, tap or both.